Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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ULPT: If you are late returning a car rental and you purchased full insurance, you can just crash it. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No more late return fees!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone

I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn

I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs

I crashed my car into the bridge

I don't care, I love it

I don't care

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's not how that works, you can't "just crash it" you're gonna be on the hook for the value of the car

would be fun tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Depends on how you crash it. You go hard and fast enough, it won't be you on the hook :)