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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Cell phone: talkie walkie

Mausoleum: roomy tomb-y

Armor: hardy guardy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Honorable mention:

gun = rooty tooty point-n-shooty

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That poor keming is so distracting!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Missile: zoomy boomy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Credit should go to Nathan Pyle where this content originated with a less insane font.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Defibrillators aren't used to start your heart though. Quite the opposite actually.

They're used to get you out of an abnormal heart rhythm, by briefly stopping your heart, and letting your body restart it on it's own, hopefully with a regular rythm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

so what's fucky wucky then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

sitty shitty

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that just sounds like the british language

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Username checks out, also this