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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (10 children)

But what if he turned into back into water?

But also, wasn't the wine also his blood? Did he have like an blood alcohol level of 100%?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Basically all those miracles are pretty easy sleight of hand.

Turn one fish into ten? Just requires a huge bag. Turn water into wine? It takes a few months, but the hard part is doing it well, not doing it at all. Turning blood into booze? You just need some everclear and an IV needle.

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