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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I sure am glad I don't work with a moron like you who would ship a fuckton of JavaScript to users because they're too much of a pussy/old fuck to use modern practices

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lol, so angry :-D jQuery hating must be a real passion for ya.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we know that being a pain in the ass is your passion -- your coworkers definitely have noticed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So far they didn't complain. My manager is all praise too ;-) It's kinda weird that I'm supposed to be the asshole for not being hateful of a technology. But you the hater are the nice guy?

The things is, I don't diss on technologies without arguments. I've grown to recognize that they are tools, not a subject of passion, at least in a professional context.