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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Reminds me when back in the day I was working on a system where one of major component's acronym was BOOTY. It was hard picking right terms and names for the new parts, but I managed to fit a variable named BOOTY_SLAP in there such that none of the reviewers even questioned it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a system I worked in that utilized DADDY ports. It was always amusing to overhear conversations about expanding the DADDY ports, things being stuck in DADDY ports, etc. Submitting tickets for them was always a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Help me DADDY! I'm stuck in the port!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago