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How IT People See Each Other (tesseract.dubvee.org)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Not OC: Just found this on my old hard drive while grabbing some other stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

this is how i see other sysadmins when they explain their 30yr old bash script that does everything.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey, that's completely unfair!

It's only 10 years old.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The one originally written in COBOL?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Nah, that dude died and left a logic bomb to delete all his scripts. All that's left is the weird imitation an intern cobbled together from observing the first dude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Should have been rewritten in perl for maintainability tbqh!!