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Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seriously though, MySQL is garbage and its replication is even worse. It is by design that you’re not supposed to rely on it. It’s apparently a feature that the replication gets out of sync. Why have it then?

I can’t wait until I no longer have to deal with databases. The time is coming!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

death, taxes, and databases

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

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Tax data is stored in a database.

Birth and death data are stored in a database.

I see a pattern here.

If you are not born, and if you don't die, you won't get dumped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Well damn.