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How IT People See Each Other (tesseract.dubvee.org)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Not OC: Just found this on my old hard drive while grabbing some other stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

As a developer, I see sysadmins/devops as black magic masochists

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I choose to take that as a compliment (if it wasn't). lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a DevOps guy, I can tell you we're black magic sadists. You should feel the pain. Not us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pls no. I can only take so much Terraform

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you even try to validate before creating that PR???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

PR?

git checkout main && git pull branch && git push --force

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I refer to our sysadmin as a BOFH and he doesn’t seem to mind. The younger devs don’t know the term without googling it.

The sysadmin column feels so right.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I refer to our sysadmin as a BOFH and he doesn’t seem to mind.

He's probably secretly delighted, although of course he'd never tell you that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

What's BOFH? Bitch Ole Fucking Hippie?

Edit: Ah, bastard operator from hell.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Bastard Operator From Hell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I prefer yours