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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn't segfault).