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[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hah, I (a Sr developer at the time) once built an entire mapping layer in our ETL system to deal with the fact that our product had long and expressive names for every data point but our scientists used statistical tools that had no autocomplete and choked on variable names longer than 32 chars so they named everything in like 8 chars of disemvoweled nonsense.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

May those who build such unergonomic tools choke on a hair ball