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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I've got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family's faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)

But I realize now - I'm yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!

SOMEONE FIGHT ME!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You have "friends and family"?

Sounds like you're a big fat phony!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

1000002335 actual pic of my bro n I. Not cool man 1- proof I have actual family not fake and 2- offensive description of my actual existence bro, not cool if I could change how I look I would've years ago but Verizon got me locked in with that killer speed proprietary to my sick hardware, nothing I cloud do. T9 will always be faster that touch keyboards you can't convince me otherwise

(Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY'S A BIG, FAT PHONY!

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