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More 128TB SSDs are coming as almost no one noticed this launch — another SSD controller that can support up to 128TB appeared paving the way for HDD-beating capacities (www.techradar.com)
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More 128TB SSDs are coming as almost no one noticed this launch — another SSD controller that can support up to 128TB appeared paving the way for HDD-beating capacities::Phison quietly revealed an updated X2 SSD platform at CES

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m holding out upgrading for the holographic nano dark matter drives that have infinite storage capacity and RAID data into 3 alternate universes for security.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Some high tech alien's porn stash is embedded in the fabric of our universe and that's the reason we exist.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are we the porn? Some alien's weird fetish?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If we are, the story's gone to shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's their kink.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

We are all lemon-stealing whores

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is why I feel like an interdimensional cumshot all the time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Damn, Interdimensional cumshot sounds like an obscure metal band.