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Germans be like (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

But after that half life it turns into checks notes

Helium! How scandalous!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

the fish are gonna talk in a squeaky voice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Piss decomposes into harmless elements in much less time but I'm still gonna be mad at the guy openly pissing in the pool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Try ingesting it. Literally 4 members my family died from cancer and there are correlated numbers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I am sorry for your loss, but just because cancer cause their death, doesn't mean that radioactivity caused the cancer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Imagine thinking a negligible amount of helium in the ocean would cause catastrophic health concerns.