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[–] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If compiled languages bother you, then you’re gonna love assembly.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Asm is compiled too.

Gotta bust out the hex editor.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

An assembler doesn't have any of the interesting parts of a compiler.

Anyway, the problem with Typescript is that it tends to obscure what's going on one layer below it in ways that don't happen in traditional compiled languages. We've had decades of development on tools that can work together with traditional compilers. Javascript has not, and there are frequent problems getting different tools at different layers of abstraction to march the same direction.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'd rather read ASM than ... that random crap.