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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (18 children)

You'll go fmt and you'll like it. Go has the single easiest to Google name of any programming language. Thou shalt not question golang decisions.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna name some language "``` head -n1 /dev/random | base64 ``" so it's easy to search

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a cruel person - so I've been contemplating naming a language .NET

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't dare! Nobody's that evil..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At least it isn't confused with a certain Java clone by an evil company or ++ version of itself or not acknowledged at all, because it is just named after a single character, like C for example...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

a certain Java clone by an evil company

Because Oracle are the good guys now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Never said that Oracle isn't evil, just pointed out M$ is extra evil

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Java clone by an evil company

... J++? Visual J#?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Dalvik

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