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Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

They just have too much taste condensed into a tiny sphere, like mass in a white dwarf star. Grinding them down actually extends their surface area and if you were to toss the ground pepper in the air you'd create a haze of taste that may or may not cause a burning sensation in your eyes and respiratory system