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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (4 children)

“only one person per file”

so we’ve reverted back to the rcs/cvs days?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

GLADOS was already attempting to digitize employees. And we all know you don't concatenate employees, because the DIFFs become useless.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

welcome to Microsoft SourceSafe :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Well, this takes place in the Half Life/Portal universe where the world basically ended in the early 2000s, so it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

We don’t even have that rule with CVS. Sometimes you have a merge conflict after cvs up, well then you fix it. That’s how it’s supposed to work.