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Bartender Qualifications (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What's not to love?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No waking up in the middle of the of the night panicked, rushing to your work laptop, getting on the vpn, greping logs, and realizing it was all a dream and that never happened.

Yeah, I’ll just mix the drinks strong.