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Bartender Qualifications (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (4 children)

SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

...AND behavior = 'nice'?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism

Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I would not fill my glass with string.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

glass_content === 0

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES