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First functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printing (interestingengineering.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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First functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printing::undefined

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That sounds both dystopian and amazing. Bio-neural-CPU's when?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Playing doom.

Middle of a boss fight.

Holy shit I’m gonna do it…

Stutter.

Stutter.

Looping audio.

Black screen.

I forgot to feed my cpu.

Kick computer in frustration.

Printer sends out 911 text message.

Arrested for attempted murder.

Old judge gives me life in prison because “all human life is sacred”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

The server is down

Have you tried rebooting it?

No, it's depressed and wants a hug.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, don’t let Neelix (or his cheese) near any of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

What about Twovix?