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Step 1: Layoff thousands of employees,
Step 2: Buy back your stock in order to juice the numbers before earnings
Step 3: Utter the word “A.I.” on CNBC a couple of times.
Step 4: Watch as the Market Makers (who are net long your stock) abuse their privilege to boast a single day gain of $200,000,000,000 (two hundred billion dollars)