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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

As a non-surgeon I think doing a heart transplant without bypass shouldn't be that hard if you're fast enough. I mean you can cut arteries quickly with bolt cutters right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

depends on how precise those bolt cutters are. Knipex? Yeah probably.