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A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As a non-surgeon I think doing a heart transplant without bypass shouldn't be that hard if you're fast enough. I mean you can cut arteries quickly with bolt cutters right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

depends on how precise those bolt cutters are. Knipex? Yeah probably.