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A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't understand. You mean everyone goes back to assembly? I could get on board with that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

think assembly, but without the assembly part.

All the good parts of shit like assembly without all the bad parts of more involved languages like js. Or god forbid front end development frameworks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean C?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pretty much. C but if it was better somehow, basically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So like Rust?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

rust, but if it were minimalist, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's wrong with it? It's about as close to assembly as you can get.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

not much, the point here is that it's somehow better than c, while being c like.