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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Pff, I prefer good ol' flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I use butterflies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I swear there is an XKCD for that