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Fortune Teller (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reimplements in C

Compiles in 5 Minutes (you accidentally did it on the RPi Zero W, on a PC it's done in 30 secs)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

change code so it no longer segfaults

still is UB, has arbitrary code execution vulnerability

everybody dies

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

But you died faster, that's not to be underestimated