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Enough Doomscrolling for today (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thank you, Vladym! The zone is cold today. Do you have any armor piercing rounds you'd trade for this sausage, blyat?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Blyat ? BLYAT ? I offer you a warm place and food and you call me shit ! Who do you think you are, foreigner ?

*Point gun in your direction *

Hmmm, You genuinely look confused. Oh, don't tell me those rats at the border told you it was a formal greetings ? Ha ! Those bastards wanted you dead, eh ?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry! Here, I'm American. I'm a Freedom soldier. You got me! I still do have sausage though...

and... other stuff. Probably drugs, but not until I see your reaction first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What meat ? I don't like pork-bear chimera meat. It make me go berserk. I killed my brother in a fit of rage. RiP Vladimir.

Got any joy to ease the pain ?