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Greedy rent-seeking garbage humans would make breathing a subscription if they could. And the sad and scary part is that for some reason there are people ready and willing to pay for the Premium Oxygen Subscription Plus with unlimited breaths per day and the Gold Blinking Packaage added for free for the first month ($99.95 after that)...
The irony is that even that satire didn't envision something so cartoonishly evil as a subscription business model.
What's that picture from? It seems familiar.
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Just so long as they don't have to think about it, subscriptions are just fine with such people. 🤦♂️