this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2024
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Student: "Hey, a shortcut! Let me first just walk around the long way so I can measure the length of the other two sides, multiply those lengths by themselves, add them together, and find out how much extra walking I've saved myself by taking the shortcut. Boy, this shortcut sure is saving me a lot of effort. Hooray Pythagoras!"
If only I had more hypothenanuses and less avocado toast... :(
If only you had spell check and the motivation to fix your broken society instead of complaining about having to learn shit.