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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Are there triggers in the sql database? It's too easy otherwise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

this is fine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Feels like my old job.