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Bacteria share genes all the time. RMS would approve (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hey bro, can I have some antibiotic resistance?

Sure bro, but remember that the heavy metal tolerance gene is a dependency.

Shit, I'm on python 2 but hmrA requires python 3.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

The tree of life is a git repository. I'm personally partial to the giraffe release.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The one with the 5m long nerve? Because it needs to loop around an artery near the heart, as that was the shortest way back when that nerve first developed. And now the source and destination are still close, but the heart moved. But no one has gotten around to make that legacy code more efficient.

One of my favorites as well.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's a feature, not a bug.....

OK, look, we tried refactoring, but everything broke. Just don't touch it and it'll be fine.

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