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The tree of life is a git repository. I'm personally partial to the giraffe release.
class Giraffe extends Neck {...}
or something like thatThat’s not how extends works 😂 you silly goose
What, you thought a giraffe was some sort of animal, and not a type of neck? Didn't you know that snakes, geese, and giraffes all evolved from the common neck: C. neckens?
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about biology to dispute it
class Goose extends Silly
It's free style, another alternative if you prefer
class Giraffe extends Animal { this.neck = 10*super.neck; }