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I'm trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don't give me ideas.
Make sure you add a "Variant" type lol.
It's called a String.
Oh you sweet summer child. The Variant type in VB was so much worse than just a String.
I'm just complaining since I have the fortune of using a language where everything is represented as a string.
What is 3 + 5?
35, naturally!
A lot of people would say 8, I'm glad I didn't have to correct you.