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Have mercy on our souls (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (17 children)

Hate to break it to you OP but it's 100% Jif.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (10 children)

The way Jod intended

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Pardon me while I go feed my giant geriatric giraffe, George. He likes generic foods, so long as they are germ free and genetically unmodified.

Afterwards, I'm gonna hit the gym, gently gesticulate while talking to someone about geography, geometry, and genetics, maybe consume some protein gel packs.

As a genuine gesture of gentlemanly genius, my genuine German genie will conjure up some gems to pay for everything.