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Apple to over 100 California employees: Move to Texas or lose your job (www.chron.com)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Apple to over 100 California employees: Move to Texas or lose your job::Most of the team working on key Siri operations is already based in the Texas captial's Apple campus. Others in San Diego are receiving al ultimatum.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The resentful employees, once relocated to Texas, should all instantly adopt ridiculously OTT cowboy wear with the boots and oversized hats and rhinestone chaps. They would walk around the office with their thumbs in the belts and a weird bow-legged swagger, doing cartoon-like impersonations of Texan cowboy jibber-jabber at all times, occasionally bursting into a blood-curdling screech of “YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!” and firing shiny cap-guns up into air. ALL.THE.FUCKING.TIME.