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[–] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Also somewhere in the middle:

"There's been no report of this for a while so we're marking it resolved."

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

Git bot: clozed y’all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

No contava con tu astúcia

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Or the "How dare you zombie a post this old!?"