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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I woulda said Dr Manhattan powers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A blue penis?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget total apathy for all human concerns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

He might be a good politician then.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I mean, that’s definitely a goal, and if we keep progressing technologically, it’ll happen anyway. Might as well be a god for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Among other things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Blue testicles?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

More.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you might need to reread watchmen then

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I only watched the movie & the show.