Programmer Humor

19817 readers

81 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

801

You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

65 comments fedilink hide all child comments

hyperlink

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (5 children)

No, the flip side of this wish is your knowledge is frozen in time to when you make the wish and can never be updated. You gradually become more and more outdated as you fail to grasp even the simplest of changes to all languages in current usage.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

So I forever work on legacy systems.

Not ideal, but there's quite a bit of job security in it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

The upside to this is that you can still make good money as a legacy programmer. Just look at COBOL job listings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The ol' monkey's paw

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well damn, that's kind of evil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

At that point your fame as a Rockstar Dev (I hate myself for typing that) will allow you to transition to a cushy ceo position.