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Found this when looking for a meme I lost (lemy.lol)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The lost meme in question was like this: A post on r/notinteresting saying "I don't know anything about programming, ask me anything." A comment asked "How to kill the child process?" Then replied to himself: Who reported me 💀

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

you must wait for your children or you will accumulate zombies.

surprisingly good parenting advice from the art of unix programming.