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I finally created the perfect JavaScript runtime: No-JS (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But I find the diagnostic messages a bit lacking

That's weird. Every line of business logic has an infinite amount of logging. Ticket closed; works for me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, but at the same time every single line of business logic logs nothing of value at all!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, it's best practice to only log errors. So .....