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Tesla recalls 120,000 vehicles over potentially faulty doors that could open in a crash::Tesla is recalling Tesla Model S luxury sedans and Model X SUVs manufactured in 2022 and 2023 due to the vehicles’ failure to comply with U.S. government regulations.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Everyone driving a Tesla: "I'm so important and successful, look at all the peasants turning green with envy". Peasants: "You couldn't pay me to be a test crash dummy in one of daddy Elon's death mobiles."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah the only reason I keep looking at their Tesla is so I am prepared to dodge it when it goes Kill All Humans mode.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Nah, that's a paid upgrade. Default on the poverty-spec models is Kill All Children

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