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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, selling people fake drugs is fraud.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have to tell them if the drugs you are selling them are fake. It's the law.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If you are a real drug you have to tell me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Seriously, every internet lawyer thinks any case of anyone lying ever is prosecutable fraud

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of the students are going to admit they tried to buy drugs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

one of them must have, how else did OP end up in the office with the cops?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teacher finds bag, is as naiive as the kid, assumes weed and asks where did you get this? Kid drops the name, teacher calls cops thinking (but in no way verifying) they've found a dealer. OP has conversation with cops, kid catches wind of it and realises it's better to run with "yeah it's for cooking" than "I was trying to buy drugs and got ripped off".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kid drops the name

They find the bag in your backpack

That's enough to charge right there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yep - leading to the kind of embarrassment in the original post.