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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Just use What The Commit.

You can also create a git alias:

git config --global alias.yolo '!git add -A && git commit -m "$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Now you can just type 'git yolo' to create a commit!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

"Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks for that, I've been laughing like a little kid:

"hoo boy"

"lol"

"Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

I can feel those so well! :')

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My first script ever was written in lua for a world of warcraft macro to spit out chuck norris one liners. People in the barrens hated me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well that's about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!