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"Hey, I know you're disappointed by the lack of Autopilot™, but look on the bright side, every Cybertruck comes standard with our patented Child Buster™ technology to cast those little shits into the depths hell where they belong!"
And perfect for running over protesters. And with the weight of this thing, there's little likelihood of those pansies surviving. They don't deserve life if they're going to use it making your drive last 5 minutes longer.
/s
we've combined the Orphan Crushing Machine and the Torment Nexus
To be fair, Tesla Autopilot probably already did that.
This sounds like something BeastChild would say in a video.