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Everyone's just looking past step 2? Call emergency services and then create a sterile field ... by putting on a mask and gloves. I want a mask and glove that creates a sterile field just by putting them on.
The whole set of steps is rife with ridiculous.
Mask and Gloves of Sterility
wondrous item, rare
While wearing this set of items, you create a 10-foot radius of sterility. The area suppresses disease and halves necrotic damage dealt within its radius.
Like any step after you have fallen asleep.