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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My favourite is a forum question about a first-person shooter called "Still Not Dead" where you are chased by zombies, floating skulls and spiders carrying upside-down crucifixes: Does this have any satanic references in it?. Good quotes:

I would buy the game if it didn't have any of that stuff in it.

I already told you why, I hate 666 and pentagrams

Preach!

We definitely need more games changed. I consider it to be the major victory when we petitioned that satanic game DOOM to be changed and got Super 3D Noah's Ark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"Duke kills aliens which arent real and saves babes, chivalry" might be the funniest thing I've ever read