this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 152 points 11 months ago (30 children)

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

[–] [email protected] 120 points 11 months ago (28 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

...they would still be moving around

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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