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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 184 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until they learn about Daemons

[–] [email protected] 133 points 11 months ago (4 children)

And killing children.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can't anymore.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They'd probably be fine with that as long as they're not unborn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

And detaching/reattaching git heads.