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[–] [email protected] 219 points 11 months ago (15 children)

This didn't go down well.

IT consulting pro-tip: Customers would rather pay for your time and expertise, than be made to feel stupid that they didn't think of something so simple themselves.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 11 months ago (12 children)

After working in desktop support for a year after college, I realized that people just wanted their problem solved and to not feel frustrated. That realization made my job immensely easier because I pivoted from copying a file in 30 seconds and walking away to talking to them a little bit and letting them feel good after we were done. My ticket closing speed slowed down a little but people felt better and I consistently got positive feedback.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (5 children)

When I started in support 15 years ago my boss said: "First you solve the person, then you solve the problem".

He was a good dude.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What would you recommend for solving people? Does a household base like NaOH suffice?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Customers typically stop complaining once in aqueous form.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

What about in soap form?

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