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Google caught placing big-brand ads on hardcore porn sites, report says (arstechnica.com)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I know that when I’m watching two hairy jocks fuck each other’s brains out is exactly the moment I’m thinking of buying a new set of LG kitchen appliances at The Home Depot’s Black Friday sale.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Think of the product placement opportunities!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I can’t say if I’d be swayed into a purchasing decision by a porn site ad for collars from a pet store or rope from a hardware store. But I would absolutely respect the hell out of them for it. (Actually, if a hardware store made a “build this!” style ad where you made some sort of kink hardware from a pick list and free plans, I might actually go for it, because I like crafts and kink.)

Can you imagine the opportunities for novelty beds? Not just the newfangled memory foam ones or the adjustable base ones, but the ones with the slits and divots and cutouts for pillows that promise to solve all the problems with side sleepers and intense cuddlers? I don’t need any of that but I’d definitely be more receptive to one if I saw something interesting being done with them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just as he’s lifting the bottom’s leg to get that undercarriage shot, I’m looking at the dishwasher he’s being fucked against. The sleek stainless steel finish. The touch controls. Is that GE Profile? How many decibels is it? I bet it’s under 45! I bet they’re doing dishes right now, and I can’t hear it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If they're having a piss and cum soaked orgy on the bed but in the next scene those sheets are clean then yeah I'll have a look at that washing machine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I love how this rhymes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You depraved ingrate. You disgust me.

I can't believe anyone would be so morally bankrupt as to buy LG appliances.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I have their microwave/oven and it's very good. Still got physical buttons and knob instead of touch sensitive bs.