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A fifth of people watch porn during working day (www.independent.co.uk)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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One in five of millions of people watch pornography during the working day, according to the UK’s media watchdog.

The Ofcom study revealed that 21 per cent of 13.8 million people watch online pornography between 9am and 5.30pm for an average of 55 minutes.

The regulator said it was unclear whether this was because of more people working from home as there were not previous figures to compare with.

Adults only spent more time watching pornography between midnight and 9am, with 59 minutes on average, according to the study. Seventy-three per cent of those doing so were men.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Who watches porn for an hour?
You guys waiting for a plot twist?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The average is actually a few minutes, but the average is skewed by long-jack John, who takes a month to finish and should not be counted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

"long-jack John" lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think the edgers are bringing it up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

They always do it don't depending on how you look at it, which you shouldn't be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

LONG JACK JOHN HAD A MIGHTY LONG FAP

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

A WHOLE MONTH OR MORE TIL THERE'S ROPES IN HIS LAP

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

FIRE UP THE BROWSER AND SPIT IN YOUR HAND

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

AN EXTENDED VACATION IN SELF-ABUSE LAND

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

ALL US SHORT JACKERS ARE STANDING IN AWE

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

AS A PILE OF JOHN'S BABIES MAKE A MESS IN HIS PAW

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

FIRE UP THE BROWSER AND SPIT IN YOUR HAND

Well there's your problem, John. You gotta get some proper lube and you'll be bustin' nuts in no time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I do. I must fuck the average. Hours. But it's edging

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

one of these days he's bound to fix the cable